Josh and Jennifer + Squidward
aka Liam the third wheel
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
im going to get this tattooed on me
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point
this isn’t even really a nightblogger thing. it’s a legitimate scientific hypothesis for the origin of life on earth, formally called the Panspermia hypothesis. it states that the first organic molecules, especially amino acids, were deposited on earth by meteorites/comets. some even believe that the first bacteria were on board. there’s a video on it here. just in case anyone wanted a little science blip.
dude i think our babies can talk
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Someone’s gonna get fired.